War For Most Men Is Not Fighting

You Can't Make Up Anything Anymore. The World Itself Is A Satire. All You're Doing Is Recording It.

I Worship The Quicksand He [richard Nixon] Walks In.

And Man Created The Plastic Bag And The Tin And Aluminum Can And The Cellophane Wrapper And The Paper Plate, And This Was Good Because Man Could Then Take His Automobile And Buy All His Food In One Place And He Could Save That Which Was Good To Eat In The Refrigerator And Throw Away That Which Had No Further Use. And Soon The Earth Was Covered With Plastic Bags And Aluminum Cans And Paper Plates And Disposable Bottles And There Was Nowhere To Sit Down Or Walk, And Man Shook His Head And Cried: "look At This Godawful Mess.

An Economist Is A Man Who Knows A Hundred Ways Of Making Love But Doesn't Know Any Women.

... I Could Have Said Something Profound, But You Would Have Forgotten It In 15 Minutes - Which Is The Afterlife Of A Graduation Speech.