I Worship The Quicksand He [richard Nixon]

On The Whole I Woke Up In The Morning And Was Happy To Be Alive.

This Is A Wonderful Way To Celebrate An 80th Birthday... I Wanted To Be 65 Again, But They Wouldn't Let Me - Homeland Security.

I Always Wanted To Get Into Politics, But I Was Never Light Enough To Make The Team.

You Can't Make Up Anything Anymore. The World Itself Is A Satire. All You're Doing Is Recording It.

The Buffalo Isn't As Dangerous As Everyone Makes Him Out To Be. Statistics Prove That In The United States More Americans Are Killed In Automobile Accidents Than Are Killed By Buffalo.