Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.

The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart, That Is Why The Dogs Are So Fast.