Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

A James Cagney Love Scene Is One Where He Lets The Other Guy Live.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.