The Precise Location Of Heaven On Earth

The Precise Location Of Heaven On Earth Has Never Been Established But It May Very Well Be Right Here

The Only Thing Wrong With Immortality Is That It Tends To Go On Forever.

A City Is Not Gauged By Its Length And Width, But By The Broadness Of Its Vision And The Height Of Its Dreams.

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.

New Yorkers Are Stuck In A Gloomy Mucilage Of Mutual Commiseration.