The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever

Some Men Take Good Care Of A Car; Others Treat It Like One Of The Family.

The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When A Woman Isn't Trying To Reform Her Husband.

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.

A Bacteriologist Is A Man Whose Conversation Always Start With The Germ Of An Idea.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.