The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.