The Only Thing My Old Man Ever

The Only Thing My Old Man Ever Gave Me Was A Beating.

My Punches Are Just As Hard In Chicago As In New York.

A Boxing Match Is Like A Cowboy Movie. There's Got To Be Good Guys And There's Got To Be Bad Guys. And That's What People Pay For - To See The Bad Guys Get Beat.

It Don't Matter As Long As He Can Count Up To 10

Newspapermen Ask Dumb Questions. They Look Up At The Sun And Ask If It Is Shining.