The Golden Years Are For Pussies. We

Were Really Screwed Up, Aren't We?" "in A Very Large Way.

You Have The Super Soaker Filled With Holy Water?” “yeah. I Sucked It Out Of The Church. You Know That Bird-bath Thing They Got Right Up Front?” “the Baptismal Font?” “that’s It. They Got It Filled With Holy Water, Free For The Taking.” “brilliant,” I Said To Lula. She Tapped Her Head With Her Finger. “no Grass Growin’ Here.

Cupcake , You've Been Breaking My Heart For As Long As I've Known You

I Have Bad Car Juju." -stephanie Plum

I Rented Ghostbusters, My All-time Favorite Inspirational Movie. I Picked Up Some Microwave, Popcorn, A Kitkat, A Bag Of Bite-sized Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, And A Box Of Instant Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows. Do I Know How To Have A Good Time, Or What?