Cupcake , You've Been Breaking My Heart

I Rented Ghostbusters, My All-time Favorite Inspirational Movie. I Picked Up Some Microwave, Popcorn, A Kitkat, A Bag Of Bite-sized Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, And A Box Of Instant Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows. Do I Know How To Have A Good Time, Or What?

I'd Slept With Ranger! Not Sexually, Of Course. But I'd Been In His Bed. And Then There Was The Evil Shower Gel. "it Was All Because Of The Shower Gel," I Said. Morelli's Eyes Narrowed. "shower Gel?" I Made A Major Effort Not To Sigh. "long Story. You Probably Don't Want To Hear It.

If God Had Wanted Me To Lose Weight He Would Have Made Sure There Was Creamed Spinach For Dessert.

When I Was Six Years Old I Sprinkled Sugar On My Head, Convinced Myself It Was Pixie Dust, Wished Myself Invisible, And Walked Into The Boys' Bathroom At School.

Nice Tackle, Babe." Ranger