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The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When A Woman Isn't Trying To Reform Her Husband.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.