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He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On Father's Day.

There’s Nothing More Humbling Than Seeing Your Best Quotes In A List, And Thinking They Could Have Been Written By A Coma Patient With A Keyboard And Spasms.

Engineers Like To Solve Problems. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems.

I'm Predicting That We'll Finally Have A Computer Will Search My E-mail Automatically And Delete Every Message That Begins With 'thought You'd Be Interested,' And Then Give An Electrical Shock To The Sender To Remind Him Or Her To Stop Send That Kind Of Message.

For The Record, I Am Not A Nut. I Am An Optimist. That's Exactly Like A Nut Except With A Better Attitude.