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A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

It's Kind Of Bittersweet. The Human Spirit Is Not Measured By The Size Of The Act, But By The Size Of The Heart.

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.

I Believe That Love And Laughter Can Only Happen When One Person Takes The Time To Think About What Would Cause The Other Person To Feel Good.

Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough On People.