Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough

If You Have Something Important To Say, Broadway And New York Are Great Places To Say It.

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

I Fed My Ego, But Not My Soul.

In America, You Break Law. In Soviet Russia, Law Breaks You! In America, You Watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watch You!