She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.