Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.