People Ask What I Am Really Trying

I Don't Mind 800 Million Chinese Drinking A Bottle [of Coca-cola] A Day, But I Don't Want Them To Bring Back The Empties.

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On The Whole I Woke Up In The Morning And Was Happy To Be Alive.

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The Most Important Thing About Writing A Book Is Having Book Parties.