One Of The Greatest Gifts I've Ever

One Of The Greatest Gifts I've Ever Gotten Is My Daughter.

I Believe That The Only Way That The Human Race Is Gonna Survive Is To Start Colonizing Space And Setting Up Colonies On The Moon, And Then Space Stations.

I Can't Even Read Notes. But I Can Teach Someone How To Make A Guitar Smoke.

I Asked My Daughter When She Was 16, What's The Buzz On The Street With The Kids? She's Going, To Be Honest, Dad, Most Of My Friends Aren't Into Kiss. But They've All Been Told That It's The Greatest Show On Earth.

I'll Get Up There And I'll Do My Guitar Solos In One Of Those Space Outfits.