On Respect For The Queen: When I

People Don't Realize That The Future Is Just Now, But Later.

When I First Became Famous In The United Kingdom It Was Helpful Because It Meant There Wasn't A Spite Of 'this Bloke's A Drug Addict,' 'this Bloke F**ks All These Women' Because I Was Just Making Jokes About All Those Things Already, So It Made Me Some Kind Of Incorruptible Indefatigable, Indestructible Force.

I'll Not Be Changing, But America Will.

Strength Does Not Have To Be Belligerent And Loud.

Life Is Not A Theme Park, And If It Is, The Theme Is Death.