People Don't Realize That The Future Is

It Was Crushingly Disappointing As A Fan Of The Simpsons To Discover That It's Just You In A Room Speaking Into A Microphone. I Thought I Was Going To Become Friends With Homer Simpson, But Unfortunately None Of Them Are Real.

The Priority Of Any Addict Is To Anaesthetise The Pain Of Living To Ease The Passage Of Day With Some Purchased Relief.

Imagining The Overthrow Of The Current Political System Is The Only Way I Can Be Enthused About Politics.

Fear Travels Fast. Love Travels A Little More Slowly. Rationale Takes A Little More Consideration.

If You Strip Away Self-effacement, Charm And The Spirit Of Mischief-qualities That Make Determination And Ambition Tolerable- You're Left With A Right Ar**hole.