[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To

I Have An Office In My House And One About Five Minutes From My House. I Worked Solely Out Of My House For Many Years, But Find, With Children, That I Have To Be In A Different Zip Code To Think.

Imagine My Surprise When, After A Lifetime Of Teaching Me To Keep Personal Things To Myself, Mom Insisted My Drawings Were The Start Of A Comic Strip For Millions Of People To Enjoy.

[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To Have One And Wanting To Be One.

I've Found It's Better To Talk To The Machine And Hang Up If I Get The Person.

My Heart Always Belongs To The One Who Doesn't Want It.