Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.