A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

If You Believe The Past Can't Be Changed, You Haven't Read A Celebrity's Autobiography.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.