Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are

Of The Sparkling Wines, The Most Famous Is Perth Pink. This Is A Bottle With A Message In, And The Message Is "beware". This Is Not A Wine For Drinking; This Is A Wine For Laying Down And Avoiding.

You Could Write A Joke In The Pub At Lunchtime And Watch It Performed On Television That Evening.

I Never Pay Any Attention To Figures.

My First Professional Job Was Appearing In A Disastrous Theatre Production Of Oh, What A Lovely War In Leicester Rep, Shortly After Leaving Cambridge.

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.