No, I Love Montreal... I Think I

If You See Me On Friday, You'll See Different Material On Saturday Night.

So Yes, I Say Things I Regret Constantly, And I Just Can't Help It.

I Prefer Big Oprah. I Know Oprah Wants To Be Skinny Oprah, But Her Head Is Too Gigantic To Fit On A Skinny Body. She Has To Accept That, Like Kirstie Alley, She Was Meant To Be... Ahm... Voluptuous!

No, I Love Montreal... I Think I Love Montreal More Than Montreal Loves Me... I Love The Food There.

There's One Thing That's Really Great About Waking Up Early, And It's Not Jogging Or Greeting The Day - It's Just That That's When They Make Doughnuts.