A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.

If You Laid All Our Laws End To End, There Would Be No End.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.