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His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

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