My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.