My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge

Acting Deals With Very Delicate Emotions. It Is Not Putting Up A Mask. Each Time An Actor Acts He Does Not Hide; He Exposes Himself.

I Recently Had Double-bypass Surgery. As They Wheel You In, The Doctor Always Gives You A Last Look. You Know That Look. That Look Of Confidence To Make You Feel Good. I Always Say To Every Doctor, If I Don't Make It, I'll Never Know It.

He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It In The First Place.

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.