My Son Jack Once Said To Me,

With Time, People Forget To Say, "darling I Love You." Just That Word.

I Didn't Really Like The Taste Of Booze. I Liked The Effect It Did On Me. But I Can't Say I Savored A Glass Full Of Chablis Chablis 1932. I Drank Whatever S - - Was In Front Of Me And Got Me Buzzed.

My Son Jack Once Said To Me, 'dad, Do You Think People Are Laughing With You Or At You?' And I Said, 'i Don't Care As Long As They're Laughing.'

A Christian Man Is A Man Who Is Within Himself, Who Puts Out Good Vibes.

Tell Me I'm A Sinner I Got News For You I Spoke To God This Morning And He Don't Like You! Don't You Try And Teach Me No Original Sin; I Don't Need Your Pity For The Shape I'm In