My Old Life - No Amount Of

The Amount Of Energy Spent Laughing At A Joke Should Be Directly Proportional To The Hierarchical Status Of The Joke Teller.

Nothing Inspires Forgiveness Quite Like Revenge.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy, I Did It Right The First Time.

Dance Like It Hurts. Love Like You Need Money. Work When People Are Watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

If I Liked Food And Disliked Exercise As Much As A 400 Pound Guy, I'd Be A 400 Pound Guy.