My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.

Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I Always Wanted To Be One.

Yeah, I Make Fun Of Blacks, And Why Not? I'm Not A Black.

When You Do See Me, You'll Get The Idea From When You See Me That It's All Off The Top Of My Head. A Lot Of It Is A Beginning, Middle And The End. But It's Different Every Night. I Have A Lot Of Jokes In My Back Pocket I've Said Over The Years.

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