Modesty Is My Best Quality.

I Was Going To Buy My Girl A Packard Car For Christmas, But It Took Too Long To Deliver, So I Bought Her Some Handkerchiefs.

Modesty Is My Best Quality.

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like... Well, Eichmann Maybe.

Try Saving When Your Salary Is Low. So After Making More Money, You Will Not Be Able To Do This Anywhere