Luck: When Your Burst Of Energy Doesn't

Neurotic: Someone Who Can Go From The Bottom To The Top, And Back Again, Without Ever Once Touching The Middle.

Spite Is Never Lonely; Envy Always Tags Along.

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

The Soul May Sleep And The Body Still Be Happy, But Only In Youth.

If The Pain Wanders, Do Not Waste Your Time With Doctors.