Spite Is Never Lonely; Envy Always Tags

The Best Work Is Done With The Heart Breaking, Or Overflowing.

If Only We Could Be Old And Sick While We're Still Young And Healthy Enough To Put Up With It!

If You Can Tell Anyone About It, It's Not The Worst Thing You Ever Did.

Cash Is The One Gift Everyone Despises And No One Turns Down.

With Each Passing Year, One Has Less To Say, And Knows Better How To Say It.