Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.