Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.