Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.