Just Because You Don't Understand It Doesn't

We Are A Nation Of Children Letting Horrible Things Happen, And Flunking Calc.

It Is Always Terrible To Be Told To Go Play With People One Doesn't Know.

Just Because You Don't Understand It Doesn't Mean It Isn't So.

Young Writers Should Read Books Past Bedtime And Write Things Down In Notebooks When They Are Supposed To Be Doing Something Else.

If You Are Interested In Happy Endings, You Would Be Better Off Reading Some Other Book. In This Book, Not Only Is There No Happy Ending, There Is No Happy Beginning And Very Few Happy Things In The Middle. This Is Because Not Very Many Happy Things Happened In The Lives Of The Three Baudelaire Youngsters.