Jesus Loves You... He's Not 'in Love'

I Don't Think Young People Should Have Bottoms, They're Too Young For That Sort Of Thing.

Throwing Acid Is Wrong... In Some People's Eyes.

I Had A Survey Done On My House. 8 Out Of 10 People Said They Really Rather Liked It

I've Got A Friend Whose Nickname Is "shagger". You Might Think That's Pretty Cool. She Doesn't Like It.

I Used To Buy Lottery Tickets Every Week Until I Realised You Could Watch It On Tv For Nothing.