I Used To Buy Lottery Tickets Every

Eighteen Years Since The Chernobyl Disaster. Is It Just Me Surprized? Still No Superheroes!

You Go, Well You Can't Joke About Race. Well If You're From A Different Race And That's Your Experience Of The World And You Want To Talk About That, Then Fine. Or You Can't Talk About Disability, But Disabled Comics Can Talk About That.

I Had A Survey Done On My House. 8 Out Of 10 People Said They Really Rather Liked It

I Go Around The Country And Do A Simple Gag Like, 'the Property Ladder Is Now A Snake' And Get A Real Laugh.

I Was In Love With The Idea Of Being In Love With A Woman Way Before I Was Actually In Love With One.