Jamie's Gonna Go Take A Break Now,

From Earliest Times, Humans - Explorers And Thinkers - Have Wanted To Figure Out The Shape Of Their World. Forever, The Way We've Done That Is Through Storytelling. It Is Difficult To Let The Truth Get In The Way Of A Good Story.

Am I Missing An Eyebrow?

We're Allowed To Explore The World At Large On These Things; The Urban-legend Aspect Of It Is Just Kind Of An Excuse.

Jamie's Gonna Go Take A Break Now, And I Am Going To Continue The On-going Process Of Making A Fool Of Myself And Go Ahead And Try It Myself.

I Go Home At The End Of The Day And I Rarely Talk About What I Did That Day. So My Wife's Experience Is Just Like That Of Anybody Else Whose Husband Goes Away To A Blue Collar Job And Comes Home Bruised And Dirty And Often Proud Of The Work That They're Doing.