It's Rough To Go Through Life With

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.

I Bought My Son A Bat For Christmas. On New Year's It Flew Away.

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.