I Bought My Son A Bat For

I Never Stole A Joke In My Life. I Just Find Them Before They're Lost.

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells The Graduates That The Future Is Theirs--is That A Promise Or A Threat?