It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.