You've Got To Be Rich To Have

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.