In This Country Your Guilty Until Proven

It Just Seems Like The Culture War Is Over, And The Gay Kissers Won.

If It Makes You Feel Any Better We Will Be Happy To Attack A Country That Had Nothing To Do With It.

Americans Are Desperately, Here On The West Coast, Buying Up And Hoarding Iodine Pills... Isn't It Great That In A Land That Is Divided Between Conservative Morons And Liberal Pussies, Somehow We Have Managed To Find A Way To Pull Together And Behave Like Moronic Pussies?

In America, You’re Allowed To Justify Almost Any Kind Of Bigotry, Sexism, Or Intolerance If You Source It To God’s Big Book Of Bad Ideas.

There Are People Who Think Everything Is A Conspiracy And I Think They're Crazy.