In Like A Dimwit, Out Like A

If I Could Only Write, I'd Write A Nasty Letter To The Mayor, If He Could Only Read.

If You Wants To Get Elected President, You'se Got To Think Up Some Memoraboble Homily So's School Kids Can Be Pestered Into Memorizin' It, Even If They Don't Know What It Means.

Women Aren't As Mere As They Used To Be.

In Like A Dimwit, Out Like A Light.

You Want To Cut Down Air Pollution? Cut Down The Original Source... Breathin!