I'm Really Good At Laundry, And I

My Goal Is To Leave This Planet With The Biggest Carbon Footprint I Can Possibly Leave.

I'm One Of The People That When I Wake Up I Have To Do What I Do. It's Not Like I Want To Do It. I Kind Of Have To Do It.

You Try To - You Want To Fly On Both Sides Of The Political Fence Because That's Where The - Where The Comedy Is.

Marriage Is Like A Dull Meal With The Dessert At The Beginning.

I Can't Text. My Fingers Are Too Big.