I'm Not Bald. I'm Just Taller Than

Gardening Has Just Sort Of Grown On Me. I Find It Therapeutic. And I Like Smelly Things.

I'm Not Bald. I'm Just Taller Than My Hair.

I Try To Make Myself Walk Around A Bit, But I Probably Think About It More Than I Actually Do It. Years Ago, I Did Think About Joining A Gym.

I Think Political Correctness Is A Moving Line.

I'm Pale-skinned So I Don't Feel At My Best On A Beach.